Miscellaneous terms funny or true?

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.





BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.





CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.





CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.





COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.





DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.





EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.





GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.





HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.





INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.





MYTH: A female moth.





MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.





RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.





SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.





SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.





TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.





TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.Miscellaneous terms funny or true?
Hhahahaha thats funny


about the chicken,grape and adult


thats really amazing 10/10+*Miscellaneous terms funny or true?
i like the chicken one and the grape one. nice
The MOSQUITO one LOL!!!
I like those, haha.
hahaha





this is hilarious! star for you!
L O L 10/10
Great collection, loved the chicken and the adult (although my middle hasn't grown much)
he! he! quite funny hun xxx =o)