Medical terms true meanings funny or not?

Benign: What you be after you be eight.





Artery: The study of paintings.





Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.





Barium: What doctors do when patients die.





Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.





Cat Scan: Searching for kitty.





Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.





Colic: A sheep dog.





Coma: A punctuation mark.





D %26amp; C: Where Washington is.





Dilate: To live long.





Enema: Not a friend.





Fester: Quicker than someone else.





Fibula: A small lie.





Genital: Non-Jewish person.





G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.





Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.





Impotent: Distinguished, well known.





Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.





Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.





Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.





Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.





Node: Was aware of





Outpatient: A person who has fainted.





Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.





Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.





Post Operative: A letter carrier.





Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.Medical terms true meanings funny or not?
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BTW STARMedical terms true meanings funny or not?
Brilliant - Hahahahaha - those are great.





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